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Fortune cookie sayings: Funny sayings for children, friends and colleagues

Funny sayings and humour connect and are remembered. Feel like having a really good laugh again? Then fortune cookies are absolutely perfect! More and more fortune cookies now include witty sayings that make the reader laugh or at least grin or smile a little. Fortune cookies therefore deliver both happiness and additional joy and fun.

Laughing is the best medicine.

Laughing keeps you young, reduces stress and releases happy hormones. This then makes the body and mind fitter in equal measure. But it would appear that as we age we laugh less. While children laugh up to 400 times a day, an adult will only laugh an average of 15 times.

Fortune cookie sayings, especially funny and humorous texts, will also make adults laugh – alone or in groups. Because laughing is contagious, and positively so!

Why are there no pills in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-’em-all!

But as we all know, humour differs from person to person. While one might cry with laughter at the funny fortune cookie sayings, another might only manage a weak smile.

This is why customised texts can now be printed on the paper slip inside, as per the humour and preference required. Customisation is already possible with batches of 250 fortune cookies with funny sayings. And why shouldn’t we have a really good laugh now and then?

Witty sayings for literature lovers

Customised fortune cookies with funny sayings about reading or favourite authors and books are provided for good friends known to be literature lovers and bookworms.

“The library is inhabited by spirits that come out of the pages at night.”

Isabel Allende

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

Terry Pratchett

“The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.”

Mark Twain

Funny fortune cookie sayings for film fans

Comedies are as bountiful as sand in the desert. But every film fan undoubtedly has at least one film that they can say the lines of by heart. A favourite actor, whose best quotes they can say in their sleep. Or a series that they’ve seen from start to finish at least three times. The customised fortune cookie box can be designed with funny sayings for every film fan.

“The world's greatest actor is my dog. If he is hungry, he pretends he loves me.”

Marlon Brando

Don't call me stupid. Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you.

- A Fish Called Wanda

Arthur: Why aren't you having spaghetti? Carrie: I'm on a diet. Arthur: You kids and your diets. In my day, you dropped dead of a massive coronary in your 50's, and you liked it!

King of Queens

Funny fortune cookie sayings deliver the laughs

Funny fortune cookie sayings make everyone laugh, on their own or with friends. A large selection with witty sayings for half-time during football matches, for a girls’ night out or for completely customised sayings is provided here for absolutely everyone.

Whether for weddings, football matches, girls’ nights out or kids’ birthdays – funny sayings are welcome in almost every situation. The witty fortune cookies ensure fun moments everywhere and loosen up more restrained atmospheres. Because hardly anyone can resist a funny fortune cookie saying. Fortune cookies are therefore also ideal gifts for friends you want to cheer up.

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